BRONY NEWSPAPER! RELEASE OF SEASON 5 FINALE.

*fszzz* um,hello? is this *static* on? *zlickkkssss*

(above:this is what rainbow dash  would look like if war ravaged equestria)
As many of you might know, I am a brony,kinda driven by obsession ever since I watched a clip of Mlp:EG 2:RR(Read: my little pony equestria girls 2:rainbow rocks) yesterday i watched the season 5 finale of mlp(READ:my little pony!(don't judge me!)):

(above: a neat EG version of alternate timeline rainbow dash by Vika Shmidt)
the cutie re-mark pt 1 and pt 2.My favorite timeline version of the mane(get it?) characters is whom i call metal wing dash(read:a version of rainbow dash that has a metal wing)

Summary

While talking about governing ponyville as the princess Alicorn. Twilight sparkle finds starlight glimmer(the main antagonist for... what episode was it? ep 1 and ep 2 of season 5? i don't know. I'm a whale biologist not a rocket scientist(a quote from my fav youtuber)) in the room with the cutie map.Determined for vengeance for twilight foiling her plans to remove EVERY SINGLE CUTIE MARK(100% MORE evil than the dazzling's(sirens!) plan to enslave the world to feed on hatred) she casts 3 different spells, each showing a timeline if 3 of the cast's most evil villains were never defeated(me? i would go a little easy and switched nightmare moon's undefeated timeline to the dazzling's undefeated timeline.I mean,it's enslaving the world to feed on hatred, it's not like they'll feed on our feelings or our souls or our desires and create visions like scarlet witch from Avengers age of ultron as well,right?), anyway.In the end starlight realizes that once something happens that you don't like, start again!

TOP 10 8 MOST EVIL MLP VILLAINS!

1. Midnight sparkle
2. Adagio dazzle
3. Aria blaze
4. queen chrysalis(the only villain who has a reason to invade canter lot)
5. king sombra
6. Sonata dusk(not evil)
7. demon sunset shimmer
8. starlight glimmer