Holes!

Creature review: Yellow spotted lizards

POWER: 41 

SPEED: 32 (SPEED.IS.KEY!) 

VENOM: 100 (it killed Kathrine Barlow in one bite!)

note: the venom is stronger than a snake bite, that just slowly kills you.

Snaaaaaakkkkkkeeeeeeeee veeeeennnnnoooooommmmm!

Defense: 1.23, gets killed by a gun shot

Intimidation: 2.5 scares the unaware

Weakness: onions! hot sweet onions!

Ideas for spirit week (Tuesday to Thursday)

Tuesday- Pajama day, i recommend getting a pillow too!

Wednesday-cos play, For undertale fans, i would recommend sans for the shorties, papyrus to people who try to be cool, Undyne for toughies, and for the gentle,silent types, try out frisk!

thursday- crazy hair, 

One thing from me, please please PLEASE don't freak out because you need to have a bad time with bad hair days, school spirit is much more important than frilly beauty and "fabulous" ness, get out of your comfort zone, not everything can be done by someone else for you.

Listen here, Do you like your school? if yes, THEN MESS UP YOUR HAIR!!!!!!

NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Aperture science paper planes promo

Hello investors, every time I look at planes and helicopters I am reminded of the wright brothers, now they weren't pilots, just a simple duo who created and flew the first plane (that crashed). Point is many people have done what their fathers did (if they were aircraft designers), and his father before him and his father before him and his father before him, and we are almost bankrupt

So, time for a cheaper approach, allow me to introduce a new testing initiative,

if you guessed the glaDOS testing initiative, your wrong, the new testing initiative is not a genetic life form and Disc Operating System(glaDOS)

Here's a hint, it has something to do with paper planes.

That's right, it is the all new testing initiative about PAPER AIRPLANES! 

yes, I am crazy enough to think of this testing initiative, but it's not crazy at all, in fact we are producing a whole line of paper planes, but we chose the top 3 test subjects to do the trick, shuttle,dart and kite plane.

Matthew Nethercott, we're done here

M&M experiment

Observations:I noticed that the blue M&M took longer to get eaten away by the water
hypothesis: i hypothesize that it has more layers than the other M&Ms.
Procedure:i put one blue M&M into the center of a bowl and another one on the edge of a bowl.
Results:the one in the center got eaten away faster than the one in the edge
Conclusion:Blue M&Ms don't have extra layers, it depends on where you put them.
Applications:this experiment also (in some way) helps me how the stomach digests food that goes in (and no it will not make a big M in your stomach.)
my hypothesis for another experiment: i think the acidic compound of the stomach is so strong it take's away what's left of the M&M and eats away at the treat inside.
That same acid transforms the potential energy (the M&M) into chemical energy that your body transforms into heat and kinetic energy. After that, the stomach acid get's rid of the leftover's it can't digest (does not include fiber) and it goes down your digestive tract,down the large intestine and into the small intestine where microbes and bodily cells extract the water and nutrients from the junk, then it goes into the rectum onto a chamber inside the gluetus maximus where it turns into that thing you get out of your body when you go to the bathroom (no,it's not liquid.).

Scientific method (warning, you have to be andre or matthew or your gonna have a bad time)

To start the scientific method, think of a question that will take you a while to research, not just 5 minutes! 
it should also have a hypothesis as well, with tests, observations and a whole other balonga!

questions that are GOOD for the scientific method:
Is it possible to create an automated turret that shoots whole bullets? and can we build one?


Can we create a spectroscopic scanner that literally shoots focused shafts of white spectrum to examine unknown fauna or flora's biological structure and Evolution line and connect it to a portable and lightweight computer to review the data some time into the future?


BAD QUESTIONS!
what are robots?
what is a person?

Expiriments!

Experiment one: create a rube gold burg that can make spaghetti!(and not crabs(blech))

Experiment two:can a laser be focused just enough to light wood?

Experiment three:what happens if you drink soda and put a mento in with the soda in your mouth?! will you spit soda?or will you just let a stream of that fizz out of your mouth(like barfing rainbows,almost(it's soda for crying out loud))

Experiment 4:Can people get addicted to ketchup after eating fries with too much of it?

  

sciency stuff

professions of science:
engineer: a scientist in some,non kooky or chemestric way.
doctor: branches into 2 stems, medical doctor and a mental hospital doctor

chemist: my favorite profession, 2 chemicals won't mix with out going boom? then just alter each chemical's natural chemistry by switching out one piece of one chemical with a strand from the other, easy peasy lemon sqeazy

mad scientist: not in real life, but anyways,does very very VERY weird and kooky things, mixing up stuff that makes you wanna vomit. like these crazy,disgusting...things:
yep, now i wanna vomit.(oolp!)if this doesn't make you barf than i don't know what will.
chemical engineer:works with chemicals and engineers ways to understand them better(my parents are chemical engineers)
electrical engineer:engineers that study the cycle of energy,and look at more effective and less polluting ways to harvest energy,so far hydro dams and wind turbines and solar panels are as close as we can currently get.
surgeon:fiddles around with diseased body parts, and (prepare yourselves, this is so gross) cuts people open and looks at diseased or damaged body parts, like these pictures:
tonsils

Achilles heel

ooh i feel sick already, i'm gonna wrap it up.